Working for a pharmaceutical company at the moment studying vaccines!
NEWGROUNDS rocks. That is all.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
You're over the hump!
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Complete 5 missions.